Wednesday, April 8, 2009

day seven: CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN

you'll never go back to your OLD DISH SOAP once you try NEW AND IMPROVED product that leaves your dishes in a state of PURE BLISS and after all what would the NEIGHBORS think if they saw LESS THAN SPOTLESS dishes you know what would HAPPEN if you don't BUY OUR PRODUCT become like those HONORABLE enough in ancient times, the EMBARRASSMENT of all things unclean will eventually lead to you KILLING YOURSELF but hey, why bother? just grab the car keys, walk, run, or STEAL a nearby automobile and RUSH RUSH RUSH to the store and buy our super cleaning CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN liquid. with it you can... (dare i say it...) RULE THE WORLD!

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